Toilet Bowl

You all know I can't resist....I have to tell this one.  I was in 5th grade and we were living in Mesa right by Reed Park and I had gotten something in my eye that I couldn't get out.  I went in to Mom and Dad's room and I was complaining about the object in my eye - so Dad told me to go stick my head in the toilet and open my eyes and flush - that would get it out.  So that is exactly what I did.  I can't remember if it worked, but Mom and Dad were shocked that I actually did it.  I remember them laughing and then I was laughing and, if I remember right, Wendy and Amy were laughing too.  At least we can all laugh together!!!  This is just one of the many life lessons I learned from you Dad - now I know what to do if I ever get dirt or dust in my eye.  But what do I do if there is no toilet nearby?

-Mike